Tuesday Night Tech Shownotes

Chantelle Will Have Sex With You

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:46:09 -0400

According to statistics, if there is a girl in your office named Chantelle and you ask her out for drinks, she will let you put your penis in her.

In Britain, 4,000 people were asked…

Chantelle Will Have Sex With You

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:11:03 -0400

Chantelle Will Have Sex With You:

According to statistics, if there is a girl in your office named Chantelle and you ask her out for drinks, she will let you put your penis in her.

In Britain, 4,000 people were asked…

1.7 sextillion dollar suit filed against B of A

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:32:43 -0400

1.7 sextillion dollar suit filed against B of A:

A lawsuit against Bank of America on uncertain grounds is seeking nearly two sextillion dollars in damages:

A billion trillion, also known as a “sextillion,” could be written as a 1 followed by 21…

TV weatherman gets 4-10 years for child sex

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:28:22 -0400

TV weatherman gets 4-10 years for child sex:

A former weatherman for Johnstown’s NBC station has been sentenced to four to 10 years in prison for having sex with a young girl, forgery and fleeing the country.

Storm-sewer dwellers of Las Vegas

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:28:20 -0400

Storm-sewer dwellers of Las Vegas:

The UK Sun (an admittedly sensationalist source) claims that hundreds of people are living in the storm sewers beneath Las Vegas, scraping by on coins left in slot machines. The underground community…

Senior Citizen Tackles Bank Robber!

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:28:37 -0400

Senior Citizen Tackles Bank Robber!:

Watch this brave old geezer tackle a bank robber at a bank in Wisconsin (above)!

Amazing!

Love the lady cheering in the background!

Save Ferris Bueller's house (aka please lend me $2.3 million)

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:27:31 -0400

Save Ferris Bueller's house (aka please lend me $2.3 million):

Technically, it was Cameron Frye’s house, not Ferris Bueller’s house. But you get the point.

The home outside Chicago that served as the exterior of the Frye mansion in the 1986 movie

The World's Most Expensive Booze (Bottle)

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:27:30 -0400

The World's Most Expensive Booze (Bottle):

The world’s most expensive booze is (and I did absolutely no fact checking about this) is a bottle of Chambord valued at $3.24 million. That’s too much.

Donald Edge has created with…

Pervert with Manure Fetish Arrested. Then it gets weird.

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:52:19 -0400

Pervert with Manure Fetish Arrested. Then it gets weird.:

A man in the U.K. has been arrested after he broke into a farm, covered himself in animal waste and was found pleasuring himself in a manure spreader.

But upon sentencing, the Truro…

Guitar-shaped spatula

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:36:05 -0400

Guitar-shaped spatula:

Our pals at GAMA-GO created this unusual spatula in the shape of a guitar. I wish all my kitchen utensils were this random. It’s available in red or black for $9.50.
Flipper Guitar…

Terrifying huge breakfast is free if you eat it in 20 minutes

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:08:41 -0400

Terrifying huge breakfast is free if you eat it in 20 minutes: Here’s an unparalleled gluttony opportunity in the UK:

Mario’s Cafe in Westhoughton do a big breakfast for £10! Eat it all in 20 mins without a drink to wash it down with and you get it free!
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Bulletproof glass demonstration

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:09:01 -0400

Bulletproof glass demonstration:

A woman holds a small rectangle of bullet-proof glass in front of her face while a man (her husband?) stands off in the distance and fires a rifle at the glass. (via Richard Wiseman)

Phony Cop Allegedly Pulls Over Louisiana Mayor

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:10:07 -0400

Phony Cop Allegedly Pulls Over Louisiana Mayor:

Police say a man impersonating an officer with a flashing red light in his car has been arrested after he pulled over the wrong driver — the mayor of Shreveport, La.

Men Lie 6X a Day, Twice That of Women

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:58:08 -0400

Men Lie 6X a Day, Twice That of Women:

Congressman Joe Wilson - you know, the guy who skyrocketed to fame for yelling “You lie” during a speech by President Obama - is technically correct. Kind of.

According to this new “study”…

UPS Employee Named Loser Steals Shipment Of Sunglasses [Theft]

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:45:09 -0400

UPS Employee Named Loser Steals Shipment Of Sunglasses [Theft]:

Some last names are hard to live up to, such as “Rockefeller” or “Kennedy.” Others…well, it’s not so much of a challenge. For example, take UPS loader/unloader Brandon Loser of Florida, who is…

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6-Year-Old Girl Drives Stoned Mom Around In Car

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:45:08 -0400

6-Year-Old Girl Drives Stoned Mom Around In Car:

In case you’re wondering – we’re not making this up.

Police pulled over a car in Coatesville, PA, recently and found a 6 year old girl behind the wheel and her mother in the passenger seat,…

X-Ray From Dog That Ate 15 Pacifiers, Lived to Bark About It

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:07:57 -0400

X-Ray From Dog That Ate 15 Pacifiers, Lived to Bark About It:

Lulu, the English bulldog that ate 15 pacifiers back in January, has had them all removed safely. “We were all shocked, especially since Lulu never had any symptoms and I had no idea all of those…

Teen Shoots Himself in Penis

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:02:13 -0400

Teen Shoots Himself in Penis:

A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy was arrested yesterday after accidentally shooting himself in the penis. The Post’s stupid headline is, “So much for packing a, um, rod,” and there are going to…

Mugshot Hall Of Fame

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:36:07 -0400

Mugshot Hall Of Fame:

Yikes!

Dale Alan Lee, 43, was arrested in Pasco County, Florida on Monday for aggravated battery and delivered this little gem featuring his permanent “grin.”

Wonder if he bites?

Ouch!

When You Really Really Need That Dildo NOW

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:36:06 -0400

When You Really Really Need That Dildo NOW:

It was a smash and grab at AdultMart in Brownhelm, Ohio when a man crashed his car through the doors of the store. He jumped out, picked up a $300 sex toy, examined it, saw that wasn’t the…